The Sports Den’s favorite football team the Eagles get theirchance to try and knock off the undefeated Patriots on Sunday night. Now we don’t expect that to happen barring a miracle. If for some strange reason the Eagles were somehow beat the Patriots here is our Top 10 list of reasons why that would happen. Again we don’t expect it to happen.
Top 10 reasons why the Eagles beat the Patriots.
10. The point spread is 23.5
9. Tom Brady is kidnapped
8. Bill Belichick hits his head and forgets how to coach
7. The NFL decides to spot the Eagles 35 points
6. Brian Westbrook (36) and Thomas Tupeh (38) switch jerseys
5. Brian Westbrook shatters every record for a RB in a game
4. Angry Jets fans get revenge by attacking the Patriots offensive lineman the night before
3. Randy Moss does a T.O. imitation by dropping every pass thrown to him.
2. Tired of hearing critizism about running up the score Bellichick decides to run the ball every play.
and the #1 reason why the Eagles beat the Patriots;
1. The ’72 Dolphins take the place of the Patriots.
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